Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Time Off

in General Jokes
+17 -55

Lied to my boss about having Coronavirus so I could get time off work but now my workplace has arranged for me to have a medical examination. If anyone can infect me with the real virus within the next 24 hours that would be much appreciated.

Dead Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -41

My first wife who I met in Thailand died 3 years ago today. Testicular cancer is a brutal disease.

corona virus pick-up line

in Pick Up Lines
+26 -37

have you got corona virus? because I cant stop looking at a-choo!!


in Racist Jokes
+15 -79

Q: How do you know if a black girl is pregnant?

A: When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is picked


in Political Jokes
+29 -42

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.


in Dirty Jokes
+55 -25

They told me to wear a mask and gloves when going to the store.

They lied… Everyone else had clothes on.