Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Lockdown

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -18

Things that can drive wife crazy during lockdown:

-Not saying sorry
-Saying sorry and not meaning it
-Saying sorry
-Not saying anything
-Saying anything
-Breathing!!

Vampire Working

in Pick Up Lines
+12 -15

Why wasn’t the vampire working?? ….. because he was on a coffin break

Asda Delivery

in Political Jokes
+10 -35

Finally got an Asda delivery slot for my shopping. I’ve ordered Turkey, sprouts and some Christmas crackers.

Weighing Scale

in General Jokes
+49 -21

Stepped on my weighing scale this morning and it said:

“Please use social distancing, one person at a time”.

Yo Mama

in Yo Mama Jokes
+26 -26

Yo Mama so ugly that she scared the shit out of the toilet.