Met a woman in a bar last night, took her back to mine and I couldn’t get it up.
She said “Don’t worry, it’s totally normal, used to happen to me all the time before the operation”.
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FebGet it Up
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Funny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.17
FebMillionaires Cake
Went to a cafe today and asked for a millionaire’s brownie cake. He told me to fuck off.
15
FebHotel Staff
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Shout out to the hotel maids who have to change bedsheets on February 15th.
30
JanDouble Jab Mask
When I was younger a double jab was a boxing move and going shopping in a mask was something you did during armed robbery.
30
JanExercise
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If you want to look better naked in 2022 then you can waste a lot of time and money in the gym doing exercise or my preferred option is just drink lots of beer.
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JanDirty Cat
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Question: What do you call a cat who is a sexually depraved?
Answer A Purrvert