Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Bubble Wrap

in General Jokes
+31 -16

“Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?” I asked my boss.
“Just pop it in the corner,” he said.

After 3 hours of popping I’ve now been fired :(!

Sex Film

in Relationship Jokes
+29 -20

Me and my wife decided to make our own sex film
She was really angry when she discovered I was holding auditions for her part.


in Political Jokes
+21 -13

If you lose one sense, your other senses become enhanced.
This is why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

Wifes Birthday

in Relationship Jokes
+13 -26

Last year my wife was furious that I missed her birthday, and insisted that in future I should plan at least two months in advance. Well it’s her birthday in 8 weeks time, and I’m pleased to say I’ve already bought her her present. She’s going to love these flowers.

HC Hammer

in Disabled Jokes
+9 -19

I wonder if the lyrics for MC Hammer’s song are available in braille?


in General Jokes
+9 -15

F*ck the ships!!

My lighthouse, my rules.