Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Kitchen Sink

in General Jokes
+5 -12

Pissing in the kitchen sink saves so much time. Although some of my coworkers at McDonalds are starting to really freak out.


in Relationship Jokes
+6 -6

I just can’t seem to get a girlfriend even though I can speak two languages fluently.

English and Klingon.


in Dirty Jokes
+16 -10

I remember being told that every-time you shave it off, it grows back thicker.

Can’t wait to see my new cock.


in Relationship Jokes
+10 -10

“One man’s rubbish is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.
But it was a horrible way to find out that I was adopted.


in Racist Jokes
+7 -15

Why can´t you hear crickets in Africa?
They ate them all


in Relationship Jokes
+10 -10

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife before bed.

Wife: Have you emptied the trash tonight?
Husband: Erm no, I’ll do it in the morning.
Wife: What about the cat?
Husband: I can ask but I think it might be a bit too heavy for him to lift.