Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Little Lamb

in Animal Jokes
+13 -21

Mary had a little lamb, fries, salad and a bottle of coke.

Hand grenade

in General Jokes
+22 -11

Marriage is like a hand grenade, take off the ring and say goodbye to your house.

Irish wedding

in Racist Jokes
+16 -12

What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Get Better Soon

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -7

I got my wife a get better soon card. She’s not ill or anything but she could definitely get better. 


in Animal Jokes
+12 -19

Did you know pigeons die after having sex?
Well the one that I fucked did.

Gasoline Prices Pick Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+7 -18

Are you gasoline prices?
Because I love it when you go down.