Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.


in Animal Jokes
+21 -35

Whats white and swings from tree to tree?

A spunkey


in Religious Jokes
+18 -34

What do you call a banker with hayfever?


Love Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+34 -38

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?


in Political Jokes
+18 -33

People are always complaining about what Hitler did to the Jews.
What about what he did to the rest of us?
He ruined the life of kids named Adolf and he ruined a great mustache style.


in Dirty Jokes
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I took a girl home the other night and while things were heating up I was hopelessly fumbling around trying to unclip her bra.

“Is this your first time?” She asked.
“No, you’re just the first one with with tits.”

Extra Medium

in General Jokes
+18 -28

I always go to clothes stores and they always say they don’t have my size. I mean, does nobody know what extra medium is???