Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Video Chat

in Dirty Jokes
+16 -13

Just had a video chat with an attractive women who said she’ll do anything I want for only $100.  She agreed to come to my house tomorrow. Fingers crossed she does a good job repairing my garden fence.

saggy boobs

in Dirty Jokes
+23 -12

Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A. We better get some support, or people are gonna think were nuts.

Black Friday Sale

in Political Jokes
+6 -39

Hurry, 100% discount at your local shopping mall!! While stocks last!!

Lifeguard

in General Jokes
+8 -16

Q. Why didn’t the lifeguard safe the hippy?
A. Because he was too far out man!!

Summer Holiday

in General Jokes
+18 -25

This is the first year I can’t have a summer holiday in the Bahamas because of Covid19. I normally can’t have a holiday in the Bahamas because I’m too poor.

Short People

in General Jokes
+30 -8

You gotta hand it to short people….

Mainly because they can’t reach.