Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Santa

in General Jokes
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I’m putting out vodka and potatoes for Santa this year. I heard he lost his job to a Polish guy.

Bird

in Dirty Jokes
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I found out some cunt shagged my bird last night. This morning, there was jizz dribbling out of my turkey.

Orphans

in General Jokes
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Q. What do orphans get at Christmas?
A. Lonely.

Santa’s Sack

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. Why is Santa’s sack so big?

A. Because he only cums once a year

Dwarf Prisoner

in General Jokes
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Saw a dwarf prisoner today climbing down the wall.

I thought to myself, that’s a little condescending.

Christianity

in Religious Jokes
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Christianity: One woman’s lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand.