Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Student Chef

in Surreal Jokes
+3 -9

Just failed my exam at Chef school.

I ran out of thyme.

CPR Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+2 -8

I hope you know CPR. You just took my breath away

America

in General Jokes
+12 -12

What do you call a bee in America? a USB!

Phone sex

in Dirty Jokes
+10 -10

I tried phone sex last night but the holes where too small.

Trump

in Political Jokes
+27 -31

Trump just got the full 2020 experience.
He caught Covid, lost his job and soon he’ll be evicted from his house.

Surreal Answer

in Surreal Jokes
+14 -17

A friend says to me “What rhymes with orange?” I said “No, it doesn’t!”