Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Chloro chat-up line

in Pick Up Lines
+48 -30

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Obama Bar

in Political Jokes
+105 -85

An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist go into a bar.

The bartender asks,

“What can I get for you President Obama?”

Next Girlfriend

in Pick Up Lines
+81 -48

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Dwarf Shortest Ever Joke

in Disabled Jokes
+15 -30

Dwarf shortage.

cactus joke

in General Jokes
+15 -9

im not an expert with cactuses but i know a prick when i see one

chicken and prozzy

in Animal Jokes
+24 -24

what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute/ chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do