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30
Sep

Women Condoms

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+43 -22

Q: Why are women like condoms?

A: The both spend about 90% of the time in your wallet and 10% of the time on your cock

27
Sep

What’s Blue

By ryanyde
in Dirty Jokes
+22 -22

What’s blue an f*cks old women? ………. Hypothermia!

27
Sep

Green and Invsible

By John Dritchett
in Surreal Jokes
+10 -19

What’s green and Invisible? This cucumber.

24
Sep

TV Disabled

By Hans
in Religious Jokes
+94 -59

A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel.
He tells the duty manager, “I hope the porn channel is set to disabled”
The manager looks at him and replies, “NO, it’s REGULAR porn, you sick b*stard!”

23
Sep

Spank the monkey

By Hans
in Disabled Jokes
+128 -89

If I had parkinson’s disease, I’d glue my hand to my cock!

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