Funny Short Jokes

A 10yr old boy returns home and tells his parents, ‘ive just had sex with my English teacher!’
Outraged the mother storms out the room, while the father says ‘well done son, im going to get you that bike you wanted!
No thanks dad, after all that sex the saddle will no doubt hurt my arse.’

What’s the only thing Jim couldn’t fix?………your daughter’s hymen

Asda have reported a 300% increase in cucumber sales since the book ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ was released.