Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

You Can Call Me

in Pick Up Lines
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People call me Dave, but you can call me Tonight!

Yo mama is so ugly…..

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so ugly, even cillit wouldn’t bang her

2 argos pens!!!!

in Dirty Jokes
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here is 2 interesting facts about me!
1) my knob is the same lenth as 2 argos pens!

2)im barred from argos

Pedo

in Dirty Jokes
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What’s the biggest cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids

Priest Castration

in Religious Jokes
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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the back of the head.

Seduce Fat Woman

in Pick Up Lines
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How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake.