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26
Jan

Chineseman

By Savvas
in Dirty Jokes
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+1907 -940

chinese man rings boss “me no work I sick” boss says “when im sick I f*ck my wife try that” 2 hours later chinese man rings back “me better, you got nice house

25
Jan

Obama Lies

By The Judge
in Political Jokes
+21 -22

Q. How can you tell if Obama is lying?
A. His teleprompter is glowing.

25
Jan

Dogs

By savvas
in Animal Jokes
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+1153 -562

I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…

“Mr Cook?”

“Yes,” I replied.

“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”

I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”

25
Jan

funny

By savvas
in General Jokes
+28 -25

What’s green and smells like yellow paint?

Green Paint

22
Jan

Pancakes

By The Judge
in Pick Up Lines
+14 -34

Do you like blackberries or strawberries because I want to know what type of pancakes to order you in the morning.

20
Jan

Stevie Wonder

By The Judge
in Racist Jokes
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+76 -82

Why does Stevie Wonder always smile??? He’s blind, he doesnt know he’s Black!

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