Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Chicken Farm

in Pick Up Lines
+153 -81

Do you live on a chicken farm because you sure know how to raise cocks?


in Pick Up Lines
+18 -23

I’m an astronaught and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Watermelon Seed

in Pick Up Lines
+15 -21

If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?

Getting Head

in Pick Up Lines
+66 -43

If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head?

Jimmy Saville Milking

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -21

I wish everyone would stop criticising Jimmy Saville, when I was eight he fixed it for me to milk a cow, blindfolded.

woman vrs terrorist

in Relationship Jokes
+40 -22

What’s the difference between a woman and a terrorist?? You can negotiate with a terrorist.