Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Yo Mama Phone

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so nasty that when I called her on the phone she gave me an ear infection.

yo mama sun

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so fat, if she wears a yellow shirt and goes on a trampoline people think she is the sun.

Best chat up line

in Pick Up Lines
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Q. How much does a polar bear weigh?

A. I don’t know

R. Neither do I but it broke the ice

Mexican names

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a Mexican with no legs: Cuntswaylow

new medicine

in Dirty Jokes
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Did you hear about the new antidepressant for lesbians? Trimorecoxin “try more cocks in”

texas sheriff

in Racist Jokes
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What did the texas sheriff say when he saw a dead black guy with 32 bullet-holes in him?
Worst case of suicide i’ve ever seen.