Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Hamas Israeli Joke

in Political Jokes
+14 -22

I was going to make a joke about Hamas but it Israeli inappropriate.

Yo mama is so fat

in Yo Mama Jokes
+217 -60

Yo mama is so fat, when she stands on the weighing scales her phone number comes up.

One hand man

in Disabled Jokes
+28 -40

Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

doorbell

in Surreal Jokes
+20 -14

Knock knock.
whose there?
“Doorbell repair man“

Lucky bugger

in Disabled Jokes
+42 -37

What do you call a guy who can swim without using his arms and legs?

Clever dick.

KFC

in Yo Mama Jokes
+29 -35

Yo mama is so poor that when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers.