Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Child Abuse

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -15

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!


in Disabled Jokes
+11 -20

Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

Alcoholics Anonymous

in Disabled Jokes
+51 -42

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, ‘My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic’?

The Ultimate Question

in Surreal Jokes
+71 -44

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Nature of Knowledge

in Surreal Jokes
+133 -71

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Animal Testing funny joke

in Animal Jokes
+24 -29

Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.