Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Red Fiesta

in Racist Jokes
+33 -52

What do u call five blacks in a red fiesta! A box of malteasers.

Kick boxing

in Surreal Jokes
+62 -19

Feeling quite angry, just lost to my computer at Chess but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Obama Shooting

in Political Jokes
+226 -130

It’s a real shame that Barrack Obama recently had to give a speech stood behind bullet proof glass. Just because he’s black doesn’t mean he’s gonna shoot anybody.

Never Quiet

in Relationship Jokes
+56 -26

Why don’t women fart? Because they don’t shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Blonde

in Dirty Jokes
+44 -27

Why do blondes not talk while making love? Their moms told them not to talk to strangers.