Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Kangaroo and sheep

in Animal Jokes
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper

Cancer Research

in Disabled Jokes
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A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, ‘Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?’ I said, ‘All right, but we won’t get much done.

Gods Children

in Religious Jokes
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If we’re all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus

Girlfriend Tease

in Relationship Jokes
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My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said “Alright, fatty.”

Homeless Person Tea

in Political Jokes
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No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea… you never get that tea.