Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Wayne Rooney Hair

in Sports Jokes
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Why did the ‘hare’ cross the road?

To avoid being surgically attached to Wayne Rooney’s scalp.

Racist Football Chant

in Sports Jokes
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Apparently racist chanting was heard at the England training ground earlier today. The FA have threatened to remove John Terry from the squad if he does it again.

Think I’m Cute Funny Joke

in Pick Up Lines
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Hi, me and my friend were just talking and he wondered if you think I’m cute.

Library Card

in Pick Up Lines
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person 1: I’m really lucky that I have my library card with me tonight.
person 2: Why?
person 1: Because I am totally checking you out!!

Lesbian Viagra

in Dirty Jokes
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Apparantly some butch lesbians have now started taking viagra to become harder!!

Pool Table Balls

in Sports Jokes
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How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle it’s balls.