Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Police

in Political Jokes
+28 -12

The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate.

That would explain the doughnuts.

Wife Cooking

in Relationship Jokes
+13 -17

I’m not saying my wife’s cooking is bad…..

But several weapons manufacturers from the Middle-East have been trying to buy her recipes.

Crossbars

in Animal Jokes
+15 -22

What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?

..A Helephino!!

Male Bra

in Surreal Jokes
+6 -26

Why do men who wear bras get ridiculed? I wore one the other day when I went shopping and it was great for carrying my melons home.

Deaf TV

in Disabled Jokes
+6 -37

Why do deaf people watch TV late at night?
Because they can’t hear their alarm go off in the morning.