What’s the biggest cause of pedophilia?
How do you castrate a priest?
Kick the alter boy in the back of the head.
How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake.
A man and a woman begin having sex in the middle of a field. After about 10 minutes, the man gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a torch!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”
I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?
Q. What’s brown, 12 inches long, and can do the 100 metres in under 10 seconds?
A. Usain Bolt’s dick.
★★★ ‘Chan3’ ★★★
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