Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.


in Relationship Jokes
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My wife and I have decided we don’t want children. If anybody does please send me your email address and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Chuck Norris Horse

in Animal Jokes
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.


in General Jokes
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Just went to the supermarket and bought a loaf of bread and a cucumber. After serving me the cashier said, “your must be single”. I said “Yes I am, how could you tell?”, he then said “because you’re really ugly”.

mexican carpets

in Racist Jokes
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What does a Mexican put under his carpets?


Maple tree

in Dirty Jokes
+14 -31

Q: What did the hurricane say to the maple tree?
A: If I blow you really hard I can make you release your seeds!