Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Children

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -17

My wife and I have decided we don’t want children. If anybody does please send me your email address and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Chuck Norris Horse

in Animal Jokes
+14 -28

Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.

Supermarket

in General Jokes
+26 -22

Just went to the supermarket and bought a loaf of bread and a cucumber. After serving me the cashier said, “your must be single”. I said “Yes I am, how could you tell?”, he then said “because you’re really ugly”.

mexican carpets

in Racist Jokes
+39 -57

What does a Mexican put under his carpets?

Underlay!

Maple tree

in Dirty Jokes
+14 -31

Q: What did the hurricane say to the maple tree?
A: If I blow you really hard I can make you release your seeds!