Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Cucumber Sales

in Dirty Jokes
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Asda have reported a 300% increase in cucumber sales since the book ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ was released.

Women Condoms

in Relationship Jokes
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Q: Why are women like condoms?

A: The both spend about 90% of the time in your wallet and 10% of the time on your cock

What’s Blue

in Dirty Jokes
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What’s blue an f*cks old women? ………. Hypothermia!

Green and Invsible

in Surreal Jokes
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What’s green and Invisible? This cucumber.

TV Disabled

in Religious Jokes
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A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel.
He tells the duty manager, “I hope the porn channel is set to disabled”
The manager looks at him and replies, “NO, it’s REGULAR porn, you sick b*stard!”

Spank the monkey

in Disabled Jokes
+121 -81

If I had parkinson’s disease, I’d glue my hand to my cock!