Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Supermarket

in General Jokes
+26 -22

Just went to the supermarket and bought a loaf of bread and a cucumber. After serving me the cashier said, “your must be single”. I said “Yes I am, how could you tell?”, he then said “because you’re really ugly”.

mexican carpets

in Racist Jokes
+38 -57

What does a Mexican put under his carpets?

Underlay!

Maple tree

in Dirty Jokes
+14 -31

Q: What did the hurricane say to the maple tree?
A: If I blow you really hard I can make you release your seeds!

Going out

in Relationship Jokes
+109 -52

My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said “come on, get in the car we’re going to the petrol station”.

$100 tattoo

in Dirty Jokes
+340 -145

3 reasons why you should get a $100 bill tattooed onto your salami.

1. You can play with your money.
2. You can watch your money grow.
3. Every woman loves to blow money.