Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

New in town chat-up line

in Pick Up Lines
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I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?

Brown Speed

in Sports Jokes
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Q. What’s brown, 12 inches long, and can do the 100 metres in under 10 seconds?

A. Usain Bolt’s dick.

Funny Jordan jokes

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between a kit-kat and Jordan?
A. You can only get four fingers in a kit-kat.

Q. What’s Jordan’s favorite drink?
A. 7-up in cider.

London 2012 Olympics Debt Joke

in Sports Jokes
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Total UK National Debt …. £1.3 trillion.
Total number of people in the UK unemployed …. 6.3 million
Cost of hosting London 2012 per UK taxpayer …. £550

Watching Mr Bean play the Piano …. Priceless

Drive Women Crazy with 6 Inches!

in Relationship Jokes
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What is 6 inches long, 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? A £50 note.

John Terry Donation

in Sports Jokes
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In a bid to promote his image and ease race relations John Terry has kindly donated 100 trumpets to an African orphanage in Nigeria. Apparently he was quoted as saying “Blacks are naturally talented at music and with their big lips they should be great at trumpet playing”.