Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Kick boxing

in Surreal Jokes
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Feeling quite angry, just lost to my computer at Chess but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Obama Shooting

in Political Jokes
+220 -129

It’s a real shame that Barrack Obama recently had to give a speech stood behind bullet proof glass. Just because he’s black doesn’t mean he’s gonna shoot anybody.

Never Quiet

in Relationship Jokes
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Why don’t women fart? Because they don’t shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Blonde

in Dirty Jokes
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Why do blondes not talk while making love? Their moms told them not to talk to strangers.

Wife Wanted

in Relationship Jokes
+24 -13

Just got a really big response to my advert on the internet saying ‘Wife wanted’. In about 2hrs I had over 300 emails saying ‘you can have mine’.

Trunks

in Animal Jokes
+95 -61

Why can’t elephants go on the beach?
Because they can’t keep there trunks up