Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Vegetables

in Disabled Jokes
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What are the only 2 electrical devices you should always leave on overnight? Fridges and life support machines, it would be a shame to waste all those vegetables.

Roller-coaster

in Pick Up Lines
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My love is like a roller-coaster, it’s got a weight restriction.

Paedophile beards

in Dirty Jokes
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Why do paedos always have beards and glasses? What is it about that look that children find so sexy?

celebrity

in Disabled Jokes
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Whats black and screams??
Jordans son harvey answering the iron

YO MAMMA

in Yo Mama Jokes
+16 -26

YO MAMMA SO UGLY HER LOOKS CAN MAKE BLIND CHILDREN CRY!!!

Chineseman

in Dirty Jokes
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chinese man rings boss “me no work I sick” boss says “when im sick I f*ck my wife try that” 2 hours later chinese man rings back “me better, you got nice house