Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Leprosy

in Disabled Jokes
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What did the guy with Leprosy say to the whore after they made love?
Keep the tip. (meaning the tip of his p*nis)

Girls legs

in Pick Up Lines
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Great legs what time do they open?

Milk

in Animal Jokes
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What Bee’s produce milk? Boo-bees.

Methane Emissions

in Political Jokes
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Heard on the radio today that global warming is being caused by methane emissions from cows. Does this mean scientists are finally admiting global warming is bullsh*t?

Red Fiesta

in Racist Jokes
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What do u call five blacks in a red fiesta! A box of malteasers.