Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Manchester United Beep

in Sports Jokes
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What’s red and beeps? The Manchester United open-top bus reversing back in the garage.

Wife talking

in Relationship Jokes
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years, didn’t want to interrupt her.

Weather Forcast

in Surreal Jokes
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The weather forecast for tonight…. Dark!

Kangaroo and sheep

in Animal Jokes
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper

Cancer Research

in Disabled Jokes
+14 -25

A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, ‘Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?’ I said, ‘All right, but we won’t get much done.