Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Cement Mixer

in Surreal Jokes
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A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the M25. Motorists have been asked to be on the lookout for 15 hardened criminals.

Early Bird

in Animal Jokes
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Drunk Crab

in Animal Jokes
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How do you know when a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.

Pregnant Women

in Relationship Jokes
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I’d rather see a pregnant woman standing on the bus than a fat girl sitting down crying. 

Dad Accident

in Relationship Jokes
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My dad always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger,’ – ’till he had the accident.