Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Disabled Gymnasts

in Disabled Jokes
+35 -30

I’m proud to say I donated over $10 million to disabled gymnasts in Eastern Europe last year. Apparently they contacted my bank to let me know that ‘the invalid Czechs were bouncing’ which is great news.

Happy Arab

in Religious Jokes
+52 -69

What do you call an Arab who has a positive attitude and always sees the bright side of life??

A Sunni Muslim


in Relationship Jokes
+4 -13

My daughter was born yesterday. I named her after my mother-in-law, she’s called ‘passive-aggressive psycho’.

Cross the road

in Animal Jokes
+19 -31

Q:Why did the cow cross the road?

A:To go to the moo-vies

Let there be light

in Yo Mama Jokes
+60 -37

Yo Mama’s so fat that when god said let there be light, he told yo mama to move.

Lost Grandad

in Relationship Jokes
+9 -18

I lost my grandad last year. He’s not dead he’s just wondering round ikea.