Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Pool Table Balls

in Sports Jokes
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How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle it’s balls.

Dwarf Funny Joke

in Dirty Jokes
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What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A clit round the ear and a flap across the face.

Manchester United Beep

in Sports Jokes
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What’s red and beeps? The Manchester United open-top bus reversing back in the garage.

Wife talking

in Relationship Jokes
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years, didn’t want to interrupt her.

Weather Forcast

in Surreal Jokes
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The weather forecast for tonight…. Dark!

Kangaroo and sheep

in Animal Jokes
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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper