Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

chicken and prozzy

in Animal Jokes
+21 -20

what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute/ chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do

Strawberry Ass

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -18

A girl went to a doctors surgery with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I’ve got some “Cream” For that.

Things Blacks Can’t Get

in Racist Jokes
+159 -106

What are two things that a black man can’t get?

Answer- A black eye and a fat lip.

Black Man Lips

in Racist Jokes
+44 -209

Why do black people have big lips? So they can eat food.

Vegetables

in Disabled Jokes
+86 -68

What are the only 2 electrical devices you should always leave on overnight? Fridges and life support machines, it would be a shame to waste all those vegetables.

Roller-coaster

in Pick Up Lines
+31 -31

My love is like a roller-coaster, it’s got a weight restriction.