Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Yo Mama Trick Or Treat

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo Mama is so ugly that she has to do trick or treat over the phone!

Jimmy Saville New Show

in Dirty Jokes
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BBC are planning on releasing a re-run of Jimmy Saville’s successful show, with a new title of “Jim’ll Fist It”.

Wife + Computer = Trouble

in Relationship Jokes
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The following text messages were exchanged on a cold winters day in December.

Wife: “Windows frozen.”
Husband: “Pour some warm water over them.”
Wife: “Computer completely screwed up now.”

Hot Chat-up Line

in Pick Up Lines
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Are you a pot of chilli powder because you’ve got hot written all over you?

Obama Road Crossing?

in Political Jokes
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Why did Barack Obama cross the road?

So he could dish out stolen tax money to his welfare queens.

Gay Dinosaur

in Animal Jokes
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass