Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Nature of Knowledge

in Surreal Jokes
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Animal Testing funny joke

in Animal Jokes
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Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Fire fighter

in Surreal Jokes
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My Dad used to say ‘always fight fire with fire’, which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

Cement Mixer

in Surreal Jokes
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A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the M25. Motorists have been asked to be on the lookout for 15 hardened criminals.

Early Bird

in Animal Jokes
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.