Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Alabama hospital

in Disabled Jokes
+24 -31

The following coversation took place at a hosiptal in Alabama.

Patient: Doctor doctor, I‘ve got Aids, do you have a cure?
doctor: Go home and eat all the food in your kitchen.
Patient: will that cure my aids?
doctor: no but it will show you what your arse is used for

Psychic

in Surreal Jokes
+185 -51

I went to a psychic the other day and asker her if I was gonna go to jail in the future….. She said no so I robbed her.

Goats

in Animal Jokes
+8 -29

What’s the difference between goats and women??

Goats are always horney.

Pork Chop

in Yo Mama Jokes
+26 -26

Yo mama is so ugly that she has to put a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Road-kill

in Surreal Jokes
+21 -20

My friend got me a book for my birthday called ‘Recipes for Cooking Road-kill’. I found some road-kill the other day, cooked it and it was delicious.. Not sure what to do with the bicycle though.

Prostitute

in Dirty Jokes
+40 -34

What do you call a prostitute with a fake tan?

An Orange pay as you go!