Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Priest Castration

in Religious Jokes
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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the back of the head.

Seduce Fat Woman

in Pick Up Lines
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How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake.

Man Women Torch

in Dirty Jokes
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A man and a woman begin having sex in the middle of a field. After about 10 minutes, the man gets up and says, “Damn, I wish I had a torch!”. The woman says, “Me too, you’ve been eating grass for the past ten minutes!”

New in town chat-up line

in Pick Up Lines
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I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?

Brown Speed

in Sports Jokes
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Q. What’s brown, 12 inches long, and can do the 100 metres in under 10 seconds?

A. Usain Bolt’s dick.

Funny Jordan jokes

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What’s the difference between a kit-kat and Jordan?
A. You can only get four fingers in a kit-kat.

Q. What’s Jordan’s favorite drink?
A. 7-up in cider.