Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Chineseman

in Dirty Jokes
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chinese man rings boss “me no work I sick” boss says “when im sick I f*ck my wife try that” 2 hours later chinese man rings back “me better, you got nice house

Obama Lies

in Political Jokes
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Q. How can you tell if Obama is lying?
A. His teleprompter is glowing.

Dogs

in Animal Jokes
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…

“Mr Cook?”

“Yes,” I replied.

“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”

I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”

funny

in General Jokes
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What’s green and smells like yellow paint?

Green Paint

Pancakes

in Pick Up Lines
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Do you like blackberries or strawberries because I want to know what type of pancakes to order you in the morning.

Stevie Wonder

in Racist Jokes
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Why does Stevie Wonder always smile??? He’s blind, he doesnt know he’s Black!