Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Next Girlfriend

in Pick Up Lines
+67 -45

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Dwarf Shortest Ever Joke

in Disabled Jokes
+14 -24

Dwarf shortage.

cactus joke

in General Jokes
+13 -9

im not an expert with cactuses but i know a prick when i see one

chicken and prozzy

in Animal Jokes
+20 -20

what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute/ chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do

Strawberry Ass

in Dirty Jokes
+19 -18

A girl went to a doctors surgery with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I’ve got some “Cream” For that.

Things Blacks Can’t Get

in Racist Jokes
+155 -104

What are two things that a black man can’t get?

Answer- A black eye and a fat lip.