Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

funny chicken road

in Animal Jokes
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to your house!
…..
Knock Knock
Who’s there…
The chicken.

parrot

in Animal Jokes
+41 -43

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Irish Ringtone

in Racist Jokes
+33 -54

Two Irish men talking in a bar, Mick and Paddy.

“So Paddy what’s your ringtone?” says Mick
“I’ve never looked Mick but I would imagine it’s a light brown colour”.

Chloro chat-up line

in Pick Up Lines
+35 -24

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Obama Bar

in Political Jokes
+79 -64

An illegal alien, a Muslim and a communist go into a bar.

The bartender asks,

“What can I get for you President Obama?”