I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…
“Mr Cook?”
“Yes,” I replied.
“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”
I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
Winner
★★★ Don Juan ★★★
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Congratulations to Don Juan for winning joke of the month with the funny joke, Fat Woman Pickup Line!