Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Vegetable Eating

in Surreal Jokes
+33 -35

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Saggy Titties

in Dirty Jokes
+80 -45

Q. What did the saggy titty say to the other saggy titty?
A. Lets get support before other people think we are nutts.

Hamas Israeli Joke

in Political Jokes
+13 -22

I was going to make a joke about Hamas but it Israeli inappropriate.

Yo mama is so fat

in Yo Mama Jokes
+179 -53

Yo mama is so fat, when she stands on the weighing scales her phone number comes up.

One hand man

in Disabled Jokes
+28 -37

Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

doorbell

in Surreal Jokes
+17 -13

Knock knock.
whose there?
“Doorbell repair man“