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21
Dec

Butt Cheeks

By Abe
in Dirty Jokes
+1040 -403

What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..?
If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t.

20
Dec

End Of World

By Steve
in Pick Up Lines
+13 -35

Hi it’s the end of the world tomorrow, would you like to have sex?

20
Dec

Ireland

By Frank ribery
in Pick Up Lines
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+59 -37

Are u from Ireland because when i look at you my penis is Dublin?

20
Dec

Ark

By Shannon Brady
in Relationship Jokes
+3 -15

I heard you are looking for someone to build an ark for you… I think i noah guy!

19
Dec

Lesbian dino

By Sara
in Animal Jokes
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+26 -26

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus

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