Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Rock Concert

in Political Jokes
+10 -15

The Prime Minister has recently announced a new initiative to boost our economy. Apparently the Ethiopians are going to be organizing a rock concert for us.

UK School

in Political Jokes
+6 -35

I is very proud dat I went 2 school in da UK. I fink out of all 17 countries in da world UK is da best.

4 legs

in Animal Jokes
+21 -35

Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?

A. Half a spider!

the hypnotist

in Dirty Jokes
+28 -29

A hypnotist was brutally attacked on stage yesterday after he instructed a member of the audience to pretend to be a lion.

Sleeping

in Surreal Jokes
+18 -18

I slept like a log last night…. Woke up in a forest covered with ants.