Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Moist target

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so fat that when she has sex she has to roll over in flour so people can find the damp spot.

Economic Stimulus

in Political Jokes
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If increased spending is good for the economy does that mean we can now finally start using monopoly money as legal currency?

Yo Mama Dry Cleaners

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so fat when she took her pants to the dry cleaners they said “sorry we don’t do curtains”

X-factor Swimming

in Political Jokes
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Just seen Simon Cowell drowning in my local swimming pool so I saved him ……….. as my profile picture on facebook.

Alpha Male

in Pick Up Lines
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Alpha Male Chat-Up Line:

Get your coat love …..
…I’ve got a knife

Painful Procedure

in Relationship Jokes
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Yesterday I went through a costly and painful procedure that required me to have my spine and both testicles removed.

Still, I got some fantastic wedding presents.