Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Yo Mama Fat

in Yo Mama Jokes
+10 -20

I was gonna make a joke about yo mama being fat but she’s already got too much on her plate.

Medusa PickUp Line

in Pick Up Lines
+4 -18

Are you Medusa because you’re making me hard?

Homeless Guy

in Political Jokes
+16 -20

A cheeky homeless guy with a dog came up to me earlier today asking me for some money for food. I told him “If you were really hungry you would have eaten your dog by now.”

Movie

in General Jokes
+9 -13

Do you know when that movie about constitpation is being released?

It seems to be taking ages to come out.

Thesaurus

in General Jokes
+5 -20

Got a rubbish thesaurus for my birthday the other day. It was rubbish.

Quarterback

in Racist Jokes
+11 -8

What is the object of Jewish football?

To get the quarter back.