Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Childish

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -29

My wife says we need to have a chat about my childish behaviour.

Like that’s gonna happen during conker season.

Hospital Visit

in General Jokes
+23 -25

Just had the following conversation at hospital.

Nurse: What happened to your fingers?
Me: You know those chefs who cut vegetables really fast?
Nurse: Yes?
Me: I can’t do that.

94%

in Surreal Jokes
+40 -14

A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

Ferrari

in Dirty Jokes
+34 -21

My sex life is like a Ferrari.

I don’t have a Ferrari.

Thief

in Animal Jokes
+44 -18

Last night a thief broke into my house and started looking for money so i woke up and joined him.

Recycle

in Political Jokes
+13 -38

I heard on the radio today that the average person only recycles 3 bottles of wine per year! How dare you? Every week I recycle dozens of wine bottles and beer cans. Come on people!!! I can’t fix global warming by myself.