Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Beijing

in Racist Jokes
+6 -12

A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.

Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.

Sardines

in General Jokes
+6 -15

The level of pollution in the world today is becoming intolerable.
Only the other day I opened a can of sardines and it was full of oil.

Rang Me

in General Jokes
+13 -4

My friend rang me and asked, “What’re you doing at the moment?”

I said, “Probably failing my driving test.”

Bounty Hunter

in Racist Jokes
+5 -16

I got a job as a bounty hunter in China.

Couldn’t believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!

Role Play

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -9

Last night my wife told me she wanted to do some role-play and aked me to pick any scene from any film. She quickly realised this was a mistake after I shouted “THIS IS SPARTA” and kicked her down the stairs.

Gambling

in General Jokes
+13 -17

I no longer see my wife and kids and it’s all because of gambling.

I won loads of money and moved to Brazil.