Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Christmas Pick up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+23 -24

Can I take a photo with you because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.


in Political Jokes
+10 -21

Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day.
Teach a man how to fish and he will bore you for hours talking about fishing and he will keep posting photos of himself with fish on Facebook.


in Dirty Jokes
+23 -18

If someone sends you a link called ‘free porn’ dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and fcuks up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont uatch porn so I dint opin it. Plaese warm yu frends, wanks.


in Religious Jokes
+15 -18

I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.

Sperm bank

in Dirty Jokes
+16 -27

Just been arrested after trying to donate my sperm at my local sperm bank. Apparently you’re supposed to fill the cup in private not in the reception area.


in Dirty Jokes
+46 -11

Is “buttcheeks” one word?
Or should I spread them apart?