Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Weight

in Sports Jokes
+20 -18

Really struggling to keep my weight down at the moment.

Tried jogging but I keep running into restaurants.

Clocks

in Disabled Jokes
+14 -28

Good news for terminal cancer patients… Clocks go back this weekend so that’s an extra hour.

Trojan

in Dirty Jokes
+10 -21

Who named Trojan condoms? The Trojan horse entered through the city gates, broke open and loads of little guys came out and fucked everyone’s day up. Doesn’t fill me with confidence.

James Bond

in Dirty Jokes
+9 -23

Viagra won’t make you James Bond but it will make you Roger Moore.

Never Cheat

in Relationship Jokes
+18 -19

I never cheat in a relationships.

That’s because it would require two people to find me attractive.

Hospital

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -21

My wife just came back from the hospital the other day and the doctors told her she had Covid19.

I was devastated. I had a brilliant cancer joke lined up.