Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Shopping

in Relationship Jokes
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Just had the following argument with the wife while out shopping:

Wife: Does this dress make me look fat?
Me: Do you promise not to get mad whatever I say?
Wife: Yes, sure.
Me: I f*cked your sister.

Crayons

in Racist Jokes
+7 -16

Q. What do people and crayons have in common?

A. Nobody likes the white ones

How you Doing?

in Pick Up Lines
+7 -14

Man: How u doing?
Woman: Fine?
Man: I said how you doing not how u looking?

Married

in Relationship Jokes
+9 -10

The following conversation took place between me and my girlfriend.

Girlfriend: Do you want to get married?
Me: Sure.
Girlfriend: Great, when?
Me: Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl.

Kiss Ass

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -7

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife?

Wife: Have you been kissing ass at work again?
Husband: Why do you ask?
Wife: Because your breath smells like shit.