Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Summer Holiday

in General Jokes
+15 -25

This is the first year I can’t have a summer holiday in the Bahamas because of Covid19. I normally can’t have a holiday in the Bahamas because I’m too poor.

Short People

in General Jokes
+23 -8

You gotta hand it to short people….

Mainly because they can’t reach.

Penis and Rubix

in Dirty Jokes
+21 -13

Q. What does a penis and a rubix cube have in common ?

A. The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Skinny Fat

in Political Jokes
+12 -9

I’m fat but I’ve decided to identify as skinny.

I’m trans-slender.

Rioters

in Racist Jokes
+19 -18

Its ridiculous how the media focuses on black people rioting but when white people riot nobody cares. I’m a shop owner and I’ve never had any problems with black rioters although my shop does mostly sell books.

Chinese Wisdom

in Racist Jokes
+14 -18

Confucius Say: Naked man who walk through door sideways going to Bangcock.