Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

British Chess

in Political Jokes
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I’ve come up with Chess: British Edition. There’s no king, the queen does f*ck all and the castles are replaced with mosques.

Help Shark

in Animal Jokes
+7 -9

Just seen a man at the beach shouting “Help, shark! Help!”.
What an idiot, how can a shark help a human?

Long

in Racist Jokes
+10 -9

Q. What’s long, black and dangerous?

A. The queue at KFC.

Cross The Road

in Dirty Jokes
+6 -6

Why did the semen cross the road?

Because I hadn’t jacked off in 2 weeks.

Piss

in Dirty Jokes
+11 -12

If you go for a piss and your urine is clear, you’re hydrated.

If it’s yellow, you’re dehydrated.

If it’s white, you’re shaking your c*ck too much.

Hairy

in Dirty Jokes
+10 -8

My son saw me in the shower the other day and said “what’s that hairy thing in between your legs?”. I replied “That’s the back of your sister’s head”.