Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Wife Moaning

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -10

Q:What do you do if your wife keeps moaning at you?

A:Put the phone down and order another drink from the bar.

Small Is Cute

in Pick Up Lines
+16 -23

Man: Do you think small things are cute?
Woman: Yes
Man: Well that’s a relief because my cock and bank balance are tiny.

Jimmy Saville Calender

in Dirty Jokes
+8 -22

Asda have now recalled their Jimmy Saville advent calendars due to a fault. The flaps don’t open past 16.

Greek Advent Calendar

in Political Jokes
+9 -8

Got myself a Greek advent calendar today. Behind every door there’s a note saying “IOU chocolate”.

Eyelean

in Yo Mama Jokes
+21 -33

Yo mama has one eye and one leg, her name is eyelean.