Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

John Terry Donation

in Sports Jokes
+15 -22

In a bid to promote his image and ease race relations John Terry has kindly donated 100 trumpets to an African orphanage in Nigeria. Apparently he was quoted as saying “Blacks are naturally talented at music and with their big lips they should be great at trumpet playing”.

Being a doctor

in General Jokes
+13 -12

ive always wanted to be a doctor but ive never had the patience…

HOUK

in Racist Jokes, Surreal Jokes
+91 -91

Q:How many transexuals does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

A: None! Transexuals screw in truck stops.

England Team Visit Orphanage

in Sports Jokes
+65 -66

The England team visited an orphanage today in Poland.

‘It was amazing to put a smile on the faces of a group of people who constantly struggle and have little hope’

said Jan Zamoyski, aged 6

Dyslexia joke

in Disabled Jokes
+73 -62

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Wayne Rooney Hair

in Sports Jokes
+13 -21

Why did the ‘hare’ cross the road?

To avoid being surgically attached to Wayne Rooney’s scalp.