Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Road-kill

in Surreal Jokes
+18 -20

My friend got me a book for my birthday called ‘Recipes for Cooking Road-kill’. I found some road-kill the other day, cooked it and it was delicious.. Not sure what to do with the bicycle though.

Prostitute

in Dirty Jokes
+37 -33

What do you call a prostitute with a fake tan?

An Orange pay as you go!

Lie Detector

in Surreal Jokes
+6 -15

I took a lie dectector test today, actually I didn’t really that was a lie.

Bath

in Dirty Jokes
+128 -63

The following conversation took place between a 3-year-old boy and his mum while having a bath.

Boy: ‘Mum are these round things between my legs my brains?’
Mum: ‘No not yet!’

Oscar Pistorious Bail

in Sports Jokes
+7 -17

Since his release on bail Oscar Pistorious has decided to spend the weekend clay pigeon shooting to relax. So far he’s accidentally killed 2 elephants and shot a Jeep that was on safari.

UK Credit Rating

in Political Jokes
+4 -12

It’s a disgrace that the UK has recently lost its AAA credit rating. Just because our main export is Walkers Crisps and half the population is on unemployment benefits doesn’t mean we have a weak economy.