My wife only ever has sex with me when she wants something. Last night she wanted to time an egg.
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AprFunny Short Jokes
Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.02
AprCall Arab
in Racist Jokes
Q. What do you call an Arab who’s lost weight?
A. Haz Bin Fatah
Q. What do you call a fat Arab who smells?
A. Fati Bin Pharteen
Q. What do you call an Arab p*rnstar?
A. Haid D’Salaami
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MarWomans Mouth
in Dirty Jokes
Q. What’s the most intelligent thing to come out of a woman’s mouth?
A. Einstein’s c*ck.
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MarVasectomy
Went to the doctors today to get a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine I don’t need one.
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MarGuy From Capri
There once was a guy from Capri, who tried to pee over a tree , he peed so high it fell in his eye, now the poor c*nt cant see.
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MarApple Head
Q. What’s the difference between an apple and a decapitated head?
A. I don’t come all over an apple before eating it.