Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Alpha Male

in Pick Up Lines
+8 -18

Alpha Male Chat-Up Line:

Get your coat love …..
…I’ve got a knife

Painful Procedure

in Relationship Jokes
+17 -12

Yesterday I went through a costly and painful procedure that required me to have my spine and both testicles removed.

Still, I got some fantastic wedding presents.

Yo mama basement

in Yo Mama Jokes
+30 -33

Yo mama is so dumb she tried to take her own life by jumping out of the basement window.

Vegetable Eating

in Surreal Jokes
+32 -33

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Saggy Titties

in Dirty Jokes
+78 -41

Q. What did the saggy titty say to the other saggy titty?
A. Lets get support before other people think we are nutts.