Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Bread

in Surreal Jokes
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Went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a loaf of bread, the birds were all over me.

Greek Tampon

in Dirty Jokes
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What do you call a Greek man with a tampon on his head?…

Abzorba the Greek

Floating TV

in Racist Jokes
+1778 -797

What do you do if your TV starts floating in the middle of the night?

Tell the black man to put the TV down and threaten to call the police.

Catch

in Pick Up Lines
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Boy: Can you catch??
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I’ve got a couple of balls coming your way.

Cooking

in Surreal Jokes
+14 -12

I tried cooking with wine for the 1st time last night. After 5 glasses I can’t remember what happened and I woke up on the kitchen floor with an empty bottle.

Onions

in Surreal Jokes
+220 -78

My clever friend said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut in his face.