Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Chocolates

in General Jokes
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Life is like a box of chocolates, it’s goes really quickly if you’re fat.

Fortune Teller

in Dirty Jokes
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Can’t believe I’ve just been arrested for rape. She told me she was a fortune teller so she must have known it was gonna happen.

Book joke

in Surreal Jokes
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A large book fell on my head today.

I’ve only got mySHELF to blame

Night Club

in Dirty Jokes
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Last night a girl came up to me at a night club and said “show me show your nuts” so I sang the theme tune to ‘The Chipmunks’ and hopped on one leg.

Kids

in Relationship Jokes
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You know you’re getting old when your friends start having kids on purpose.