Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

New Zealand Farmer

in Religious Jokes
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Q. Why did the New Zealand farmer become a Muslim?
A. Because he really loves ‘islamb.

Teddy Bear

in Pick Up Lines
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Hi, I’ve lost my teddy bear and I was wondering if you’d sleep with me instead.

Beauty Sleep

in Relationship Jokes
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My wife said she was going for a beauty sleep last night. I said “Ok, see you in 3 months time”.

Jealous dad

in Relationship Jokes
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I’m not saying my dad’s the jealous type, but we were never allowed to be breast fed…

Postal Worker

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a female postal worker in china?

Mai Ling


in Relationship Jokes
+5 -10

Threw a lemon into my friends face as a joke last week, he’s quite bitter about it.