The following conversation took place between 2 Irish men who decided to swap parters after a night of drinking.
Conor “That was a great idea swapping partners last night Paddy!”
Paddy “Yeah to be sure.. I wonder how the girls got on!”
I don’t drink too much, I just like having an attractive wife.
Q. What does a gypsy get for his birthday?
A. Your iPhone
My doctor told me last week that I don’t eat enough vegetables so I’ve now started dating a girl who has down syndrome.
Can’t believe I’ve just been banned from using Match.com. Apparently “My dick”, is an inappropriate answer to the question ‘What do you want most in a woman?”.
Why’s it better to be black than to be gay?
Because when you’re black you don’t have to tell your parents.