Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Ungrateful Son

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -18

I can’t believe how ungrateful my 4 year old son is. I took him out for a ride on his sledge this morning but after 10 minutes I looked back and saw he was missing. It was lucky I had to stop for petrol otherwise I may not have noticed and it would have taken ages to drive back and find him.

Worlds Dirtiest Joke

in Dirty Jokes
+34 -79

How can you tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad’s d*ck tastes different.

Lawyers

in Political Jokes
+9 -10

What happens when you give viagra to lawyers?

They grow taller.

Leprosy

in Disabled Jokes
+6 -29

What did the guy with Leprosy say to the whore after they made love?
Keep the tip. (meaning the tip of his p*nis)

Girls legs

in Pick Up Lines
+59 -36

Great legs what time do they open?

Milk

in Animal Jokes
+330 -208

What Bee’s produce milk? Boo-bees.