Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Gay Dinosaur

in Animal Jokes
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass

Sex with teacher

in Dirty Jokes
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A 10yr old boy returns home and tells his parents, ‘ive just had sex with my English teacher!’
Outraged the mother storms out the room, while the father says ‘well done son, im going to get you that bike you wanted!
No thanks dad, after all that sex the saddle will no doubt hurt my arse.’

Football Fat

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so fat when she walks past me at a football match I miss 20 min of the game!!!!!!

Jim Couldn’t Fix It

in Dirty Jokes
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What’s the only thing Jim couldn’t fix?………your daughter’s hymen

Cucumber Sales

in Dirty Jokes
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Asda have reported a 300% increase in cucumber sales since the book ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ was released.

Women Condoms

in Relationship Jokes
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Q: Why are women like condoms?

A: The both spend about 90% of the time in your wallet and 10% of the time on your cock