Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Sacked

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -12

I’m beggining to have doubts about my wife. She got sacked last week for drinking on the job…. she works in a sperm bank.

Carpet Removal

in Yo Mama Jokes
+8 -17

Yo mama is so dumb that when she called someone to come over and tear up her carpet she thought she was hiring a male prostitute.

Suspicious mind

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -8

My wife´s suspicious mind is really begining to annoy me. Last night after looking at my calendar she wanted to know who May was.

Autocorrect

in Surreal Jokes
+3 -14

I really ducking hate autocorrect.

basketball

in Racist Jokes
+139 -115

What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball together?
Juan on Juan.