Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Floating TV

in Racist Jokes
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What do you do if your TV starts floating in the middle of the night?

Tell the black man to put the TV down and threaten to call the police.

Catch

in Pick Up Lines
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Boy: Can you catch??
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because I’ve got a couple of balls coming your way.

Cooking

in Surreal Jokes
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I tried cooking with wine for the 1st time last night. After 5 glasses I can’t remember what happened and I woke up on the kitchen floor with an empty bottle.

Onions

in Surreal Jokes
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My clever friend said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut in his face.

Polish man

in Racist Jokes
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The following conversion took place in a Polish church.

Polish Man: I want to divorce my wife.
Priest: Why my son?
Polish Man: I think she is trying to kill me.
Priest: What makes you say this?
Polish Man: I found polish remover in the medicine cabinet.

Santa Oswald

in Political Jokes
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What do Santa Claus and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?

They can both be in two places at once.