Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Monday joke

in Pick Up Lines
+63 -49

You remind me of Mondays… Nobody likes you and you make me feel tired.

Church WiFi

in Religious Jokes
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My local church have now installed Wi-Fi to help improve communication. Are they finally admitting praying doesn’t work?

Grass

in Surreal Jokes
+10 -13

I saw a sign today day telling please keep off the grass. I wonder how it got there?

Black People

in Racist Jokes
+128 -125

I was gonna make a joke about black people but I guess I’ll have to slave it for later.

Hospital Bathroom

in Dirty Jokes
+68 -36

The following coversation took place in a hospital bathroom.

Patient: Have you seen one as big as this today? (points to crotch area)
Nurse: Yes, I also work on the maternity ward.

Drinking Problem

in Disabled Jokes
+18 -25

My doctor told me today that I shouldn’t drink alcohol every day. “That’s fine”, I said, I only drink at night anyway.