Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Social security

in Yo Mama Jokes
+4 -19

Yo mama is so old that her social security number is 1.

Wife Dress

in Relationship Jokes
+5 -10

The following conversation took place between a couple while out shopping.

Woman: “Does this dress make me look fat?”
Man: “No… But your face does.”

Wet Dreem

in Pick Up Lines
+48 -30

I had a wet dreem about someone who looked just like you last night. I pissed myself laughing when I hit you with a car.

Credit Card

in Yo Mama Jokes
+16 -21

Yo mama is so stupid that when she tried to buy shoes on-line she got her credit card stuck in the floppy disk drive.

Chocolates

in General Jokes
+6 -5

Life is like a box of chocolates, it’s goes really quickly if you’re fat.

Fortune Teller

in Dirty Jokes
+49 -32

Can’t believe I’ve just been arrested for rape. She told me she was a fortune teller so she must have known it was gonna happen.