Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Maths Teacher

in Dirty Jokes
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My maths teacher asked me a question today at school, “What comes after 69?”
Apparently ‘ mouthwash ‘ isn’t the correct answer.

Butt Cheeks

in Dirty Jokes
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What did the left butt cheek tell the right one..?
If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t.

End Of World

in Pick Up Lines
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Hi it’s the end of the world tomorrow, would you like to have sex?


in Pick Up Lines
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Are u from Ireland because when i look at you my penis is Dublin?


in Relationship Jokes
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I heard you are looking for someone to build an ark for you… I think i noah guy!