Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Science

in General Jokes
+16 -15

Why did the biology teacher split up with the physics teacher?
Because their was no chemistry

Woman and Wine

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -15

Three reasons why a woman is like a bottle of wine?

1. They’re difficult to pick.
2. They become more expensive with time.
3. If you taste it too early its a gRAPE.

School Results

in Political Jokes
+20 -14

Schools have come under pressure recently as large numbers of students have been getting bad exam results. On the plus side pregnancy test results are at an all-time high.

New Zealand Farmer

in Religious Jokes
+20 -30

Q. Why did the New Zealand farmer become a Muslim?
A. Because he really loves ‘islamb.

Teddy Bear

in Pick Up Lines
+236 -115

Hi, I’ve lost my teddy bear and I was wondering if you’d sleep with me instead.