Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

England Team Visit Orphanage

in Sports Jokes
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The England team visited an orphanage today in Poland.

‘It was amazing to put a smile on the faces of a group of people who constantly struggle and have little hope’

said Jan Zamoyski, aged 6

Dyslexia joke

in Disabled Jokes
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Wayne Rooney Hair

in Sports Jokes
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Why did the ‘hare’ cross the road?

To avoid being surgically attached to Wayne Rooney’s scalp.

Racist Football Chant

in Sports Jokes
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Apparently racist chanting was heard at the England training ground earlier today. The FA have threatened to remove John Terry from the squad if he does it again.

Think I’m Cute Funny Joke

in Pick Up Lines
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Hi, me and my friend were just talking and he wondered if you think I’m cute.

Library Card

in Pick Up Lines
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person 1: I’m really lucky that I have my library card with me tonight.
person 2: Why?
person 1: Because I am totally checking you out!!