01Mar 5 Year Relationship By Sam in Relationship Jokes +51 -19 Just recently ended a 5 year relationship. It’s OK though, it wasn’t my relationship.
01Mar Bowling Ball By bobby in Yo Mama Jokes +23 -28 Yo mama is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown away, and she keeps coming back for more!
27Feb Justin Bieber By Justin in General Jokes +86 -28 Went to the barbers today and asked to get my hair cut like Justin Bieber. He totally shaved my head bald. I said “What the hell have you done. Justin Bieber doesn’t have his hair cut like this!!”, the barber said “He would if he came into my shop.”
27Feb New Kid By Dave in General Jokes +13 -25 Just named my new kid cancer. That way when people hear about me beating cancer it’ll make me sound better.
25Feb New Aftershave By John in Religious Jokes +12 -24 Have you heard about the new aftershave the Catholic Church have just released? It’s called ‘Eau My God’.
25Feb Sea World By Frank in Dirty Jokes +7 -29 I used to work as a mechanic fixing jet-ski engines at my local Sea World Center but I got fired after blowing a seal.