Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Pregnant Women

in Relationship Jokes
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I’d rather see a pregnant woman standing on the bus than a fat girl sitting down crying. 

Dad Accident

in Relationship Jokes
+5 -12

My dad always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger,’ – ’till he had the accident. 

Chernobyl Disaster

in Political Jokes
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Twenty-six years after the Chernobyl disaster, and am I the only one that’s disappointed? Still no superheroes. 

Obese Chinaman

in Racist Jokes
+42 -59

What do you call a Chinese person who eats too much? Chin Tu Fat.

Irish/Welsh farmer

in Racist Jokes
+43 -65

An irish farmer sees a welsh farmer carrying 2 sheep under his arms, and asks, “are you gonna shear them?
.”No”.says the Welshman..
.”they”re both for me”.