Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

xmas decorations

in Religious Jokes
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I accidently ate some Christmas decorations the other day and now I have a really sore throat. I went to the doctors and he said it looks like I have tinsel-itus.

Bear teeth

in Animal Jokes
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What do you call a bear with no teeth, a gummy bear!

Immigrant Rat

in Political Jokes
+10 -17

What’s the diferrence between a rat and an immigrant?

Rats find it easier to get jobs in politics or to become lawyers.


in Surreal Jokes
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Q. What has no arms, no legs, and screws retards?
A. The lottery.


in Racist Jokes
+31 -48

The CEO of ikea has been heavily critisised by anti-racism groups after he recently said that monkeys are not welcome in his stores.

It’s getting bigger

in Dirty Jokes
+15 -19

What gets bigger when you pull it and even bigger when you put it in the hole? A seat belt.