Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Beauty Sleep

in Relationship Jokes
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My wife said she was going for a beauty sleep last night. I said “Ok, see you in 3 months time”.

Jealous dad

in Relationship Jokes
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I’m not saying my dad’s the jealous type, but we were never allowed to be breast fed…

Postal Worker

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a female postal worker in china?

Mai Ling

Lemon

in Relationship Jokes
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Threw a lemon into my friends face as a joke last week, he’s quite bitter about it.

Kim Jong-Un

in Political Jokes
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Don’t know why everyone suddenly thinks North Korea’s leader Kim Jong-Un is crazy. It was obvious after he made that song ‘Gangnam Style’ that something wasn’t quite right with him.

Hook

in Disabled Jokes
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Q. What caused the death of Captain Hook?
A. He accidentally use the wrong hand wiping his ass,