Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Being a doctor

in General Jokes
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ive always wanted to be a doctor but ive never had the patience…

HOUK

in Racist Jokes, Surreal Jokes
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Q:How many transexuals does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

A: None! Transexuals screw in truck stops.

England Team Visit Orphanage

in Sports Jokes
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The England team visited an orphanage today in Poland.

‘It was amazing to put a smile on the faces of a group of people who constantly struggle and have little hope’

said Jan Zamoyski, aged 6

Dyslexia joke

in Disabled Jokes
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Wayne Rooney Hair

in Sports Jokes
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Why did the ‘hare’ cross the road?

To avoid being surgically attached to Wayne Rooney’s scalp.

Racist Football Chant

in Sports Jokes
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Apparently racist chanting was heard at the England training ground earlier today. The FA have threatened to remove John Terry from the squad if he does it again.