Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Yo mama basement

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so dumb she tried to take her own life by jumping out of the basement window.

Vegetable Eating

in Surreal Jokes
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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Saggy Titties

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What did the saggy titty say to the other saggy titty?
A. Lets get support before other people think we are nutts.

Hamas Israeli Joke

in Political Jokes
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I was going to make a joke about Hamas but it Israeli inappropriate.

Yo mama is so fat

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so fat, when she stands on the weighing scales her phone number comes up.

One hand man

in Disabled Jokes
+26 -35

Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.