Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Wine diet

in General Jokes
+18 -10

Started the new ‘wine diet’ last week… It’s amazing! I’ve lost 3 days already!

Police

in Political Jokes
+18 -10

The police say they burn all the weed they confiscate.

That would explain the doughnuts.

Wife Cooking

in Relationship Jokes
+13 -17

I’m not saying my wife’s cooking is bad…..

But several weapons manufacturers from the Middle-East have been trying to buy her recipes.

Crossbars

in Animal Jokes
+11 -19

What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?

..A Helephino!!

Male Bra

in Surreal Jokes
+5 -20

Why do men who wear bras get ridiculed? I wore one the other day when I went shopping and it was great for carrying my melons home.