Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Wife + Computer = Trouble

in Relationship Jokes
+330 -98

The following text messages were exchanged on a cold winters day in December.

Wife: “Windows frozen.”
Husband: “Pour some warm water over them.”
Wife: “Computer completely screwed up now.”

Hot Chat-up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+7 -16

Are you a pot of chilli powder because you’ve got hot written all over you?

Obama Road Crossing?

in Political Jokes
+9 -38

Why did Barack Obama cross the road?

So he could dish out stolen tax money to his welfare queens.

Gay Dinosaur

in Animal Jokes
+309 -218

What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass

Sex with teacher

in Dirty Jokes
+40 -28

A 10yr old boy returns home and tells his parents, ‘ive just had sex with my English teacher!’
Outraged the mother storms out the room, while the father says ‘well done son, im going to get you that bike you wanted!
No thanks dad, after all that sex the saddle will no doubt hurt my arse.’

Football Fat

in Yo Mama Jokes
+10 -24

Yo mama is so fat when she walks past me at a football match I miss 20 min of the game!!!!!!