Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

End Of World

in Pick Up Lines
+13 -30

Hi it’s the end of the world tomorrow, would you like to have sex?

Ireland

in Pick Up Lines
+40 -33

Are u from Ireland because when i look at you my penis is Dublin?

Ark

in Relationship Jokes
+2 -14

I heard you are looking for someone to build an ark for you… I think i noah guy!

Lesbian dino

in Animal Jokes
+16 -23

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus

Roof Sale

in Surreal Jokes
+9 -18

Im selling my roof for free… i gues you can say its on the house!