Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Swimming Prejudice

in Animal Jokes
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Why does nobody care when you take a child swimming but when you take a chimpanzee everyone freaks out?

Psychic Wanted

in Surreal Jokes
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Psychic wanted: $200,000 per year offered including company car. Please email your CV to the address which appears in your crystal ball.

Google

in Relationship Jokes
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Q. Why is Google like a woman?
A. Because it knows everything.

Arab Stealing

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call an Arab who has been caught stealing from work?

Hazjus Bin Fayed (Has just been fired).

Hair

in Pick Up Lines
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I like your hair, let’s go f*ck.