Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.


in Surreal Jokes
+16 -16

I slept like a log last night…. Woke up in a forest covered with ants.


in Surreal Jokes
+10 -13

Went shopping last week to try and find some camouflage trousers, couldn’t find any.

Petting Zoo

in Animal Jokes
+50 -38

Went to a petting zoo last week with only 1 dog . It was a shitzu,

Alabama hospital

in Disabled Jokes
+19 -23

The following coversation took place at a hosiptal in Alabama.

Patient: Doctor doctor, I‘ve got Aids, do you have a cure?
doctor: Go home and eat all the food in your kitchen.
Patient: will that cure my aids?
doctor: no but it will show you what your arse is used for


in Surreal Jokes
+118 -36

I went to a psychic the other day and asker her if I was gonna go to jail in the future….. She said no so I robbed her.


in Animal Jokes
+6 -25

What’s the difference between goats and women??

Goats are always horney.