Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

One hand man

in Disabled Jokes
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Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

doorbell

in Surreal Jokes
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Knock knock.
whose there?
“Doorbell repair man“

Lucky bugger

in Disabled Jokes
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What do you call a guy who can swim without using his arms and legs?

Clever dick.

KFC

in Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo mama is so poor that when she goes to KFC she has to lick other peoples fingers.

Good looking Pakistani

in Racist Jokes
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What do you call a good looking Pakistani?

Asif.

Burger king yo mama

in Yo Mama Jokes
+29 -30

Yo mama is so old that she knew the burger king when he was a prince