Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Lawyers

in Political Jokes
+9 -9

What happens when you give viagra to lawyers?

They grow taller.

Leprosy

in Disabled Jokes
+4 -28

What did the guy with Leprosy say to the whore after they made love?
Keep the tip. (meaning the tip of his p*nis)

Girls legs

in Pick Up Lines
+51 -32

Great legs what time do they open?

Milk

in Animal Jokes
+262 -178

What Bee’s produce milk? Boo-bees.

Methane Emissions

in Political Jokes
+17 -11

Heard on the radio today that global warming is being caused by methane emissions from cows. Does this mean scientists are finally admiting global warming is bullsh*t?