Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Black Bike

in Racist Jokes
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Q. What does a bike and a black man have in common?
A. They both need chains to work.

Chimpanzee Diet

in Animal Jokes
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Have you heard about the amazing new chimpanzee diet for weight loss? All you have to do is eat 20 bananas a day and spend about 12 hours climbing trees.

Man depressed

in Relationship Jokes
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Three things that can make a man depressed.

1. Job Sucks
2. Bank balance sucks
3. Wife doesn’t suck

Baby Chat Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
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Waah Waah (simulate crying), can I suck on your breasts? (It works for babies).

Cats breakfast

in Animal Jokes
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What do cats love to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies