Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Library Card

in Pick Up Lines
+41 -20

person 1: I’m really lucky that I have my library card with me tonight.
person 2: Why?
person 1: Because I am totally checking you out!!

Lesbian Viagra

in Dirty Jokes
+4 -27

Apparantly some butch lesbians have now started taking viagra to become harder!!

Pool Table Balls

in Sports Jokes
+42 -42

How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle it’s balls.

Dwarf Funny Joke

in Dirty Jokes
+44 -25

What does a dwarf get if he runs through a womans legs?
A clit round the ear and a flap across the face.

Manchester United Beep

in Sports Jokes
+10 -21

What’s red and beeps? The Manchester United open-top bus reversing back in the garage.

Wife talking

in Relationship Jokes
+18 -10

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years, didn’t want to interrupt her.