Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?
How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.
Your Mom is so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a Catholic priest standing next to it.
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
How many man united fans does it take to pave up a driveway? Depends how thin you slice them.