Funny Short Jokes

Find the best quick hilariously funny jokes that are easy to remember.

Raisins

in Pick Up Lines
+12 -14

Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?

Black man lightbulb

in Racist Jokes
+78 -302

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

Chicken Priest

in Religious Jokes
+15 -28

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a Catholic priest standing next to it.

Why Are Men Like Cars?

in Dirty Jokes
+36 -36

Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.

Man United

in Sports Jokes
+14 -30

How many man united fans does it take to pave up a driveway? Depends how thin you slice them.